«The one saving grace some of these mind-numbing, dog shit videos have is that they don’t feature her chubby personal assistant Morgan, wearing the poorest looking excuse for a “realistic” strap on I’ve ever seen. Equally hilarious and tragic is the fact that she is often referred to as “he” in these videos which is jarring despite the (intentionally?) tomboyish hands, when it’s clear from her performance in said videos she couldn’t fuck her way out of a wet paper bag. It’s like watching a puppy dry hump a table leg, it’s funny because it clearly has no idea what the fuck it’s doing but it’ll do it anyway.
I can’t quite put my finger on why she is so retarded that she can’t grasp how obviously fake it obviously is, or why there’s usually much more “on display” in the ads for her other videos. What is her aversion to making actual porn? Perhaps she gets off on the idea of parting fools with their money? On that note, it still perplexes me that anyone is retarded enough to pay for any of this garbage.»
«She's managed to make a squirting vid without showing her pussy smh»
«This dude wrote a whole ass novel»
«not even half a pussy lip in the entire video»
«The one saving grace some of these mind-numbing, dog shit videos have is that they don’t feature her chubby personal assistant Morgan, wearing the poorest looking excuse for a “realistic” strap on I’ve ever seen. Equally hilarious and tragic is the fact that she is often referred to as “he” in these videos which is jarring despite the (intentionally?) tomboyish hands, when it’s clear from her performance in said videos she couldn’t fuck her way out of a wet paper bag. It’s like watching a puppy dry hump a table leg, it’s funny because it clearly has no idea what the fuck it’s doing but it’ll do it anyway.
I can’t quite put my finger on why she is so retarded that she can’t grasp how obviously fake it obviously is, or why there’s usually much more “on display” in the ads for her other videos. What is her aversion to making actual porn? Perhaps she gets off on the idea of parting fools with their money? On that note, it still perplexes me that anyone is retarded enough to pay for any of this garbage.»
«Her whole life is a reenactment of a scene from idiocracy.
https://youtu.be/3c2KoWddKD4?si=VCNpGd9vOpEfjPrQ»
«Hate from Europe»